A question for doctors and pharmaceutical corporations?

As an immediate sellout who wishes to do nothing better than spend the next 10 years training for 16 hours a day, I'm proud to say I'm in this to make money. Not even really for myself, but for big pharma. I mean, who could possibly think I'm in this to make money for myself. After four years I'll be $200,000 in debt, which over the course of my 7 year post graduate training will accrue interest at a rate that my measly 100 hour per week for 50k per year could never dream of keeping up with. After that, I'll make roughly 300k per year, where 100k will go to malpractice insurance, 75k to taxes, and another 50k will go to paying off what will likely be over 500k in loans. Man I can't wait for that sweet 75k a year to buy a house, raise a family, and work like a dog for. It will be so sweet. I'm like a private throwing myself on a grenade for my general; giving my life to the interest of pharmaceutical stockholders is but a small price to pay to ensure that our long standing tradition of keeping people sick stays in place and under wraps.